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okay, peeps and personages indefinable... I just learned of this today:

industrial strength hyoumah PING

LOL!

Thanks!

( I think! )

Thanks for pinging me over here. I meant to BM this thread but I lost it.

I couldn't do a search because I couldn't remember how many "n"s are in UNNNGH.

Cute, and not nearly as bad as this gem, which I found in my college's newspaper online:

"Election rap"
By Welcome to the MC battle of 2004. Listen up bizznitches, and get on the floor

Welcome to the MC battle of 2004. Listen up bizznitches, and get on the floor

Bush: Yo, yo, getch yo hands up

Yo, this foo came onto the scene like whoa

But now he can't decide whether to say 'yes' or 'no'

Now we got some beef

Cuz he wants my seat

But y'all know his Ass can't take the heat

Kerry: Yo, my name is K to the easy, 2 R's to the wiz-y

My policies stay solid in the face of this guy.

I'm a proud and dedicated Vietnam vet

Who won't make Abu Ghraib prisoners my personal pet

Mizcalculations and mizdeclarations ain't my style

I'll bring us out off Iraq and eliminate the body pile.

Bush: The Army, the Navy and the Air Force give me props

I spit my dope rhymes like you spit flip flops

yo this trick says he wants to get out of Iraq

But he just said he wants to send more troops back

Get a plan, man, or get some balls

And stop bending over for the U.N. laws

Kerry: You said at the start you's down with havin' the U.N be a part

But it looks like someone's had a change of heart

We be in there all alone

And now to terrorism we are more prone.

Where are the WMD you said we'd find?

Well I guess you's into big fat lies.

Bush: Listenin' to your foreign policy, man, I get dizzy

You'll say anything to get into the White Hizzy

But while you's standin' there layin' down lame raps

No Child Left Behind closes the achievement gap

Kerry: There ain't no closing the gap when there ain't no dough

No Child Left Behind is just a show

Standardized testing don't prove nothing

So if you want serious change you gotta do something.

Bush: Money don't come in ketchup bottles for the rest of us

Tell Teresa to fund it if you gonna cause a fuss

You's just gonna raise taxes, so don't waste my time

America, I got my mind on your money and your money on my mind.

Kerry: Tax cuts for the rich don't help no one but you and I

So let the middle class have a piece of the tax-cut pie.

Halliburton don't deserve no economic break

You and Cheney need to stop being so fake

Now the Federal Marriage Amendment ain't necessary buddy

So stop treating the Constitution like Silly Putty

Cheney: Hold up, Hold up!

Now this clown comes in here like some Robin Hood gangsta

When he shows up lookin' more like Herman Munsta

As far as gay marriage I ain't trying to hate

I just think the matter should be left up to the state

But Bush is my boy and I got his back

On everything from the FMA to Iraq

Bush: These past four years I got my shizznit done

Saddam is on trial and Osama is on the run

Arnie, give me some California love

Cuz I'm a cowboy kickin' it like a thug

Kerry: We went after Saddam when we shoulda been huntin' Osama

So fo, shizzle my nizzle, we gotta stop this drama.

Now Bush's election in 2000 was a farce

Let's not make the mistake again and kick some elephant arse.