Posted on 10/04/2004 2:32:44 AM PDT by JustAmy
Home run.
We appreciate it so much.
Godd morning!Just dropping by to show a new freeper the sites!
Good morning..Need coffee...;)
We have coffee! The Mayor and MeekoneGop brought coffee early.
I'l see if I can find something to go with the coffee later. ;)
I am so sorry for your loss, Big Bro. {{{CG}}}
I'll definitely keep you, the lovely LE and the rest of your family in my prayers.
the story (it's short and funny and weird)
Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest . . . the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax . . . it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part. . . . The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!
How sweet!
That was on Larry Elders! It was a caller who told him the story. Someone put it up at a thread. Wish I had saved it.
LOL! There is justice in this world!
We appreciate it you.
Yeah you do!
Your writing makes more sense than mine.
I wouldn't do anything like that..
Honest!
*chuckle*
LOL!
May your heart be untroubled and your sorrows turn to joy.
May your paths lead to fair weather and bright days.
May the One who put the stars in the sky grant you His Peace in your time of loss.
Not at 4 in the morning.
Good morning, Amy! I hope you are having a good day. I was filling in for a friend this morning and taught his 8 am class. Ugh! I'm not used to being in that early. :)
Those are usually your fun writings.
The silly light-hearted surreal ones.
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