Walk with me....
Thomas Loup
beachwalk
KEVIN TEMPLE
Walker
Gil Draper
"I'm a walk'in...
Charisse Czaja
She Walks ... on water!
Al Calkins
Posted on 10/04/2004 2:32:44 AM PDT by JustAmy
Walk with me....
Thomas Loup
beachwalk
KEVIN TEMPLE
Walker
Gil Draper
"I'm a walk'in...
Charisse Czaja
She Walks ... on water!
Al Calkins
I know a place with a row of trees like that.
;-)
Oooooooo....
(You big show-off!! LOL!!!)
; )
I prefer quiet walks under the trees when it's still and cool out..
Chicago Tribune
Autumn comes even closer: a windswept walk through Olive Park near Ohio Street at Lake Michigan.
Hi FRiends! So, we're going for a long walk today. are we? Does walking out to the mailbox and back count??? :)
Here's a cute joke a friend sent me today:
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the minister said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
Post 124 has a long walk to the mailbox! Or at least the butler has a long walk to the mailbox!
Hi PAL! I'm in a joke-telling mood (since I just got an email from a buddy with some funny ones...) :)
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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot.
Dear FRiends,
Is it me or does Jen seem to have a spicier life than the rest of us?
Long walks are just great. However, I'm ready for a nap. Thus, I can't take a long walk today. Now when you're ready to take a LONG NAP--let me know. LOL!
Hope everyone is doing well. The FReepathon is going really well. AWESOME is an understatement.
Okay! Enough babbling! MoJo is out for now!
Hey MoJo!!! Here's one more joke before you go!
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"
Kids are cute! That's a cute joke! I don't have any jokes right now (except for post 126), so you'll have to be the joke teller for now.
LOL! OUCH! Very cute!
Not a joke, but one more thing to share then I gotta get to work...
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Does Evil Exist?
The university professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"
"God created everything? The professor asked.
"Yes sir", the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer.The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"
"Of course", replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that
man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The young man's name: Albert Einstein.
Whistle while you walk.. LOL!
Awesome, Jen.
I'm sending it out in e-mails!
You know, "Elephant Walk", the song!
LOL!
Thanks.
LOL!
Yes.
*chuckle*
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