Matthew 12
38 Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee.
39 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
ROFL!!!!!OH yeah...I'll take a few typed out words over a miracle anyday.
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If you can take that comment that far OUT of context or meaning, I am not surprised you find what you find in the scriptures.