lol Sad but true. I remember a similar quip by Dr. Eugene Scott, which went something like:
I love sinners. I'd rather be cussed out by a sinner any day than to get one of those letters that begins,I'll dig up the link for you when I get home so that you can hear it for yourself, if you haven't already. He's a riot, and the kind of stuff he likes to cover is right up your alley."Dear Brother Scott,
"I wish to direct your attention to Matthew this and Mark that, James this and Zechariah that.
"You are an abomination unto the Gentiles, a stumbling block to the world, your mouth should be shut and you should be hung up by your ears and BEATEN AND BOILED IN OIL . . . !
"I love you in Jesus' Name, Amen."
What a riot.
Received some. Wrote an alarming amount, in my day! Sadly, too often, too well earned.