[kmiller1k]

I am just positive Kerry wants an SNL skit in his honor for the season opener--We see him put on the self-tanner and turn orange and then pancake white make-up to cover over the "tan" which while debating the makeup begins to sweat off as the debate intensifies while Bush gleefully and tactfully tries not to smirk at Kerry at his melting face.

[HTuttle]

He's becoming a joke. Seems his helpful insiders aren't exactly pulling for him 100%.

[stocksthatgoup]

Got to close to the Jack LaLane Juicer

[intolerancewillNOTbetolerated]

"while debating the makeup begins to sweat off as the debate intensifies while Bush gleefully and tactfully tries not to smirk at Kerry at his melting face."

sKerry's people have strict demands on the temperature for the room. sKerry apparently has a tendency to perspire like Albert Brooks in Network News. Don't be surprised if people in the audience have sweaters on...or you see someone's breath.