I have shoes older than you.
Sadly, I am not joking.
Are they Imelda Marcos's shoes?
Me? Born in 1982 and ready for duty in the war against liberalism, and against Sega (Nintendo rules, suckas!).
At least I was born under a REAL president; 2 of my siblings were brought to earth during the Reign of Terror of Bill and Her Hitlery. My father brought us up right though, so "Reagan" is a name spoken with the utmost reverence in our household, while Clinton's new book makes great sh***er paper.