I was born in 1971. Where did I put my dentures...
I was born in 1971. Where did I put my dentures...
Just damn. That hurts. That means for these kids, I've ALWAYS been married! (Just celebrated our 19th anniversary last week)
Must've never made it out of the test market.
Of course, I could be wrong. I thought I was wrong once before, but I was mistaken.
I'm sure if I got this date wrong, several people will be glad to point that out.
Born in 1976 here. I never realized how old I was until I stopped by a local restaurant frequented by high schoolers in my parent's neighborhood a few months back. I was 28 going on 60 that night.
Does anyone here remember Chicken McNuggets Shanghai? Wacky Pack stickers? Body Buddies Cereal? Star Studio home recorders? Eight track players? Pizza actually made by Italians instead of Pakistanis and Mexicans?
If that is not enough to do it for you, here are some other signs you are getting old.
1. You have been in the record store for 15 minutes before it dawns on you that they don't sell records anymore.
2. You remember when elevator music was some toned down version of a beatles song and now you are enjoying listening to the Rolling Stone on your ride on the lift.
3. That 40-year-old next to you looks ok.
4. You sell your Hot Wheels set on ebay and realize it was 35 years ago that you were playing with the darn thing.
5. You can't read without reading glasses. You are getting older when you buy 10 pairs of reading glassess at the dollar store and scattered them everywhere you might need them 'cause you can never remember where you put just one pair.
