Posted on 09/24/2004 2:29:21 PM PDT by JOAT
Eric Jensen should have expected the object of his affection to be highly steamed over his unorthodox romantic overture.
She was in the shower when it occurred.
Yet that didn't dissuade Jensen, 21, of Leisenring, Fayette County, from entering the unidentified woman's residence, disrobing, entering her bathroom and proposing to join her.
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Jensen obviously gave his plan careful consideration before implementing it. He had allotted an entire 20 minutes between the time he entered the victim's home and the time he was scheduled to pick up his wife.
It's also not as if he had indecently propositioned a total stranger.
Jensen and the victim had dated for nearly a week a few years ago when they were in high school, though prosecutors said the pair hadn't seen each other since.
How could the seemingly foolproof strategy of hopping into the shower with a former flame Jensen hadn't seen in years, mere minutes before having to meet his spouse, backfire so badly?
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As to how Jensen might attempt to smooth things over with his wife, Fichter-DeSando said, "He could always be a little Clintonesque and insist he did not have sex with that woman."
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What didn't help Jensen get off with just probation for his offenses was the fact he already was on probation after illegally entering Connellsville Area Senior High School in March 2003.
Jensen told authorities he went into the school to get out of the cold weather, and crawled into the school ductwork after panicking when he heard approaching footsteps. The ductwork where he was found just happened to be directly above the shower in the girls' locker room.
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
Another Bubba in the making. If he could just get hooked up with a Rhodes Scholarship, he'll be on his way.
Your choice of words is ... disturbing.
The solution to the problem right is in this post:
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Hehe...I was thinking "Bill Clinton" in my head the whole time I read this, even before the "be a little Clintonesque" part!
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sorry about the double post
BWAHAHA, love it.
Another Kerry supporter makes the news.
Oh I thought this was about Kerry's latest moves on Ta-Ray-Zuh...
Just damn.
I find it disturbing that when a perv is nailed, (disturbing choice of words again, I know) The first thing on this guys mind is Bill Clinton. Yikes, and the creep even got re-elected.
At least his 'legacy' is stained with shame.
By soccer moms. Be very afraid.
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