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Showering her with love backfires big time
Pittsburg Live ^ | 9/24/04 | Eric Heyl

Posted on 09/24/2004 2:29:21 PM PDT by JOAT

Eric Jensen should have expected the object of his affection to be highly steamed over his unorthodox romantic overture.

She was in the shower when it occurred.

Yet that didn't dissuade Jensen, 21, of Leisenring, Fayette County, from entering the unidentified woman's residence, disrobing, entering her bathroom and proposing to join her.

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Jensen obviously gave his plan careful consideration before implementing it. He had allotted an entire 20 minutes between the time he entered the victim's home and the time he was scheduled to pick up his wife.

It's also not as if he had indecently propositioned a total stranger.

Jensen and the victim had dated for nearly a week a few years ago when they were in high school, though prosecutors said the pair hadn't seen each other since.

How could the seemingly foolproof strategy of hopping into the shower with a former flame Jensen hadn't seen in years, mere minutes before having to meet his spouse, backfire so badly?

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As to how Jensen might attempt to smooth things over with his wife, Fichter-DeSando said, "He could always be a little Clintonesque and insist he did not have sex with that woman."

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What didn't help Jensen get off with just probation for his offenses was the fact he already was on probation after illegally entering Connellsville Area Senior High School in March 2003.

Jensen told authorities he went into the school to get out of the cold weather, and crawled into the school ductwork after panicking when he heard approaching footsteps. The ductwork where he was found just happened to be directly above the shower in the girls' locker room.

(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; clintonesque; pervert
"He could always be a little Clintonesque and insist he did not have sex with that woman."

Another Bubba in the making. If he could just get hooked up with a Rhodes Scholarship, he'll be on his way.

1 posted on 09/24/2004 2:29:22 PM PDT by JOAT
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To: JOAT
The Clinton legacy lives on.
2 posted on 09/24/2004 2:31:49 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: JOAT
If he could just get hooked up with a Rhodes Scholarship

Your choice of words is ... disturbing.

3 posted on 09/24/2004 2:32:27 PM PDT by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: JOAT

The solution to the problem right is in this post:

SNIP

SNIP

SNIP


4 posted on 09/24/2004 2:34:21 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: JOAT

Hehe...I was thinking "Bill Clinton" in my head the whole time I read this, even before the "be a little Clintonesque" part!


5 posted on 09/24/2004 2:34:30 PM PDT by RockinRight (W stands for whoop-a**!!!)
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To: JOAT

The solution to the problem right is in this post:

SNIP

SNIP

SNIP


6 posted on 09/24/2004 2:34:38 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: JOAT

sorry about the double post


7 posted on 09/24/2004 2:35:36 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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To: WestTexasWend
"SNIP SNIP SNIP"

BWAHAHA, love it.

8 posted on 09/24/2004 2:36:22 PM PDT by JOAT
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To: JOAT

Another Kerry supporter makes the news.


9 posted on 09/24/2004 2:36:23 PM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
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To: JOAT

Oh I thought this was about Kerry's latest moves on Ta-Ray-Zuh...


10 posted on 09/24/2004 2:37:40 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Kerry lied while courageous veterans died.)
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To: JOAT; mhking

Just damn.


11 posted on 09/24/2004 2:38:27 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee (The Final Score: Buckhead 1, Talking Head 0)
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To: thulldud
Your choice of words is ... disturbing.

I find it disturbing that when a perv is nailed, (disturbing choice of words again, I know) The first thing on this guys mind is Bill Clinton. Yikes, and the creep even got re-elected.

At least his 'legacy' is stained with shame.

12 posted on 09/24/2004 2:44:43 PM PDT by JOAT
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To: JOAT
Yikes, and the creep even got re-elected.

By soccer moms. Be very afraid.

13 posted on 09/24/2004 3:03:11 PM PDT by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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