[ASA Vet]

Couldn't decide who was supposed to give her away?

Let Webb do it.

[doug from upland]

From the archives. What a great opportunity to bring this back -----

MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE

It's really not my fault 'cause
Our parents we can't choose
But I have made a plan and
I don't have much to lose
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

The man whom I've called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He'll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say

Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He's not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad

I'm scraping the rugs…I'll find his DNA
I'll take it to a lab and see what they will say

To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that's gone mad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad
I'm hoping Webster Hubbell's really my dad