Wow, I'd better keep my mouth shut here.
It was pretty funny, but I stood there red faced and feeling rather visible for awhile.
At least it was like the time I got conned into helping out with the girl's basketball team and some of the players -way taller than I- made it a point to slap my butt.
(What was it with them and their fascination with my backside anyway?!)
I'd turn to see who the perp was and there'd be five smiling young ladies blinking innocently, all possible suspects, standing behind me looking rather engrossed in the subject of study.. -my backside.