All this war talk is getting me excited.
LOL!
I was sent to be driver to pick up a BBQ grill for my unit, some chucklehead had kinda detonated the previous one.
(And for once it wasn't me.)
Drove the Motors Seargent over to the supermarket where they had cheapo Hibachi deals that were perfect for what we purposed them for.
While standing around outside my vehicle doing a walk around of it before heading back, a mother daughter team walk by, and then started speculating about my 'virility'.
My Motors Seargent comes back out with the grill in tow, hears what was going on, and laughs about it while threatening to make the incident a small legend.
He didn't make it legend thankfully.
It was embarrassing enough at the time.
Felt like I was under glass with a pricetag on my head.
;-)