I was bitten in the face by a huge female Shepard when I was little.
I don't really like dogs, I'll tolerate them, and they'll have a truce with me.
I have yet to have a cat try to kill me.
*chuckle*
Yeah, my cats are waiting until I'm dead before they start chewing me.
Where is our dessert Nigel troll?
What happened to your face - did it heal? The chiro's assistant was just telling me the other day how her 12 year old daughter got bit in the face, but she won't have any scars. I had a strange dog run up and bite me on the knee, and that was horrific enough; I can't imagine the pain/shock in the face.
16 Signs Your Cat Wants to Kill You
1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.
3. He actually *does* have your tongue.
4. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
5. Cyanide paw prints all over the house.
6. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
7. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
8. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
9. Catch him with a new Mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me punk?"
10. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
11. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
12. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
13. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
14. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
15. You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
16. Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.