Some of these people don't know how to do the simplest things and couldn't find their @$$ with both hands, but the most stump stupid of the lot can figure out how to breed.
Maybe you need to transfer to a job in a large inner city. I don't think stupidity is a regional trait, really.
http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=7346
Tuesday’s Dirty Numbers American Spectator 11-4-04
Excerpt: According to at least three sources, one inside the Kerry campaign, and two outside of it, but with ties to senior Kerry advisers, some of the "early polling numbers" were in fact direct reports from Kerry campaign or Democratic Party operatives on the ground in such critical states as Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, and Wisconsin. According to a Washington lobbyist with knowledge of the numbers, the numbers were packaged together so as to appear to be exit poll results. They were then scrubbed through several sources to land in the lap of sympathetic bloggers who these operatives believed would put the numbers up with little question.
Some of the numbers claimed to be exit polling data that showed Kerry with a 8-1 voter ratio. As soon as the numbers hit the Internet, panic set in.
"It was awful," says a Republican House staffer. "You just felt sick when you saw the numbers."
Within an hour, the real exit poll numbers began to leak out, and while they were considerably better for Bush, they continued to show him lagging three to four percentage points behind the Democrats across the major electoral map, with a two-point disadvantage in the national, popular vote.
We have a cure for that, but you will get in trouble if you mention it.
So9