[Sundog]

Al Gore has a new investment company, you heard,
the old professor has come out of retirement and
will give it one last go, picking environmentally
friendly companies with growth potential.
The name of his new mutual fund? Earth in the balance sheet.

The blue states are really singing the blues these
days, even Michael Moore is giving Suicide councelling.
Have you heard the 70's hit that has suddenly become
popular with the democrats again? 50 ways to leave your loser.

The main stream media is reporting there may be another
casualty of the 2004 elections, John Kerry and Teresa Heinz's
marriage. It's come to his attention that Susia Arafats free
and she is worth an estimated 3 billion dollars.

And on a lighter note...

A fellow should follow four rules to stay happily married
all his life. First rule: give your wife all the money
she wants to spend. Second rule: treat her like you were
a perfect gentleman at all times and in all places. Third
rule: never, under any circumstances, grow a belly. And
I can't remember the fourth but it has something to do
with anniversaries and birthdays.

[the lone highschooler]

Too much free time at work, or do they not give you enough to do?

j/k

:)

[sweetliberty]

" It's come to his attention that Susia Arafats free and she is worth an estimated 3 billion dollars."

ROTFL! That's great...and probably true.

[lodwick]

First rule: give your wife all the money
she wants to spend. Second rule: treat her like you were
a perfect gentleman at all times and in all places. Third
rule: never, under any circumstances, grow a belly. And
I can't remember the fourth but it has something to do
with anniversaries and birthdays.
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No arguments here - perfect rules for perfect harmony.

The fourth has to do with gold, diamonds, and flowers; I think.

Thanks, SD.