[Servant of the 9]

The DU Dummies have become so gullible about what the Eeevil Pubbies will do to them, that they deserve to be twitted.

Anouncing the new the Bush Administration twofer plan for health care for the elderly and expanding the military for Iraq.

Draft The Elderly

No reason the elderly can't drive trucks and HumVees in Iraq in exchange for their diabetic testing supplies or clear minefields for their chemotherapy.
And this way, every casualty we take, while still a tragedy, will be an offsetting cut in deficit spending for health care.

So9

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Perfect!

[Darlin']

"Draft The Elderly"

"No reason the elderly can't drive trucks and HumVees in Iraq in exchange for their diabetic testing supplies or clear minefields for their chemotherapy. And this way, every casualty we take, while still a tragedy, will be an offsetting cut in deficit spending for health care."

FOFL... hey, now, thats a plan with possibilities.... lemme see.... :)

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From: The President of the United States
To: Lieutenant James Earl Carter, USN

Greetings from your draft board.