"Bush has not been honest and people still voted for him. One day people will see that I was their savior and it will be too late. The country is moving in the wrong direction and now the job losses will be astronomical, big pharmaceutical industries will start throwing the elderly into the sea and young children will be going to school hungry because Bush will take away their food by cutting my "allow the children to eat" program. If you have sons, be sure to start making their funeral arrangements, because Bush wants to kill them all by invading every innocent terrorist country in the world and forcing them to take part in it. Because Bush will still be president, you can expect the nightmare scenario of "The Day After Tomorrow" to come to pass because Bush will not put an end to global warming as I would have done, and he will even contribute to the extermination of millions of Americans by implementing policies that will cause an escalation in severe weather conditions. Look at what he did in Florida this fall in an effort to steal the election. He has sent Karl Rove in with his psy-ops people to manipulate the minds of the media anchors and make them say things that would cause them to lose thier jobs so he can set up honest his own people to give his version of the news. And that's just the beginning of the horrors you people will experience under George Dubya Bush. Do you people have any idea how much little Johnny and I have boosted the economy just in the purchase of beauty products alone, not to mention those awful regular guy clothes! And Teraza will have to be institutionalized because of the abuse she was subjected to by stepping up in support of my campaign and she has cut off my allowance. Well, all I gotta say is that America will be sorry it didn't let ME destroy run the country instead of Bush. There probably won't even be another election ever. George will have himself declared king....and then you'll be sorry. You'll wish had chosen John Fn!"
Oh my goooonesssss. that's a goody, Lib. Did you write that?