Poor Terri.
If only they hadn't had to kill off Mr.Heinz.
Rumor Mill:
* This is the closest Ann has been to actual food in years!
* At first the perps thought they missed, but then they realized it passed right through her skeleton without scoring a hit.
* Coulter let out a horrific scream when she saw what appeared to be Holy Water coming right at her.
* Porn sites across the internet were quick to capitalize by publishing shocking photos of the Ann Coulter Creampie.