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One of my previous girlfiriends was into using an archer brand staplegun on various parts of her anatomy.
She REALLY liked pain and 'got off' on it.
One of the things I did after literally running from that relationship, out the door with a staple in my right shoulder that is, was to swearoff dating for awhile.
*groans*
That turned out really well.. NOT.
So it is no small exaggeration to say that I'm a magnet for psychotic women in the real world.
So far everyone I've dated has been nuts, and afterwards a little bit of my own sanity has gone out the door as well.
But it makes for excellent joke material!