MOTIVATIONS FOR LONGIVITY!
Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint
my
porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Kerry's eyes go in opposite directions!!
......Westy.......
Piers Morgan, editor of The Daily Mirror(UK) was fired in May after his paper admitted that photos of British soldiers abusing an Iraqi were fakes. The tabloid issued a statement that they were victims of a "calculated and malicious hoax."
Morgan refused to admit the pictures were fake and apologize, so he was sacked and immediately escorted from the building.
I wonder if Piers Morgan and Mary Mapes (Dan Rather's 60 Minutes producer) are pals. I think she takes credit for breaking the abu girab prisoner abuse story -- which is such a fishy set up.
MOTIVATIONS FOR LONGIVITY!
Sorry for to ping! #1745
.....Westy.....
Good one!
Sling have you considered adding Madelyn Albright, Kitty Kelly, Kerry Hines
Beer is your friend, but there's such a thing as being too friendly.
It would be far easier to do an entirely new one, and I'd have to get Hanan Ashwari in there somewhere. Also, Ter-RAY-za really isn't a candidate - she's a spoiled, silly woman, but nowhere near the level of malice of the others.
I'm flattered that you liked my photospoof enough post it. Thanks!
Hey, Slings! I see you're posting some over here on the DD-Freeople thread. Welcome!
Your welcome Keep up the super work!
Words fail me
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An apprentice of one of you?
They've found some post European, um, er, well......Americans of somewhat singular, hopeful, odiferous, laudable, European, secretions....um, er ancestry.....and yes there's an acronymn to be discovered in there......any takers?
They finally found themselves......and, whoooaaa nellie, they found themselves in charge, and suddenly wished they weren't.
It was a thrill to discover they had been put back under the rocks they secreted from for a while by the good citizens of Northern Michigan. They won't dare show themselves for many years to come up there at least.
Not mine.
Who are they, and are they decent and real fact checkers, or just liberal shills? Anyone know?
:-)
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