Edwards Finally Speaks Out! Found this in my local Kinkos.....hmmmmmmmmmmm

Kokojmudd

[Kokojmudd]

Dear Potential Customer:

Let me be the first to announce that we are taking applications for new clients at this time. The law offices of A. P. Edwards are unique in the industry as we are not subject to any human statutes like Federal, State and Local laws. We operate under a different jurisdiction, The Law of the Jungle. This allows us to offer a wide variety of services, which are not available from human law firms. A description of some of our most popular services and prices are found below.

Services and Fees

·       NEW FOR 2004!  Forged Military Records only  50 Bananas per forgery!!!

·        A.D.L. (Ape Demand Letters) 24 Bananas per letter

·        Frivolous Lawsuit Filing 24 Bananas per hour

·        Answer Frivolous Lawsuit 24 Bananas per hour

·        Reply to Harassment Letters 24 Bananas per reply

·        Harassment Calls 12 Bananas per call

·        Hanging from a Chandelier (outsourced to a specialist) 2 Bags of Peanuts

·        General Mayhem BEST VALUE!!! 50 Bananas per incident

What’s this General Mayhem you say? Picture a political opponent or business competitor having to deal with a dozen or so monkeys climbing the walls, hanging from ceiling fans or clinging to the backs of their staff or customers. That’s General Mayhem! Try asking your human attorney for this service and you will be turned down because of the liability factor. Remember, we only abide by one law here at the firm of A.P. Edwards PC...... The Law of the Jungle!

I think you’ll agree out prices are very reasonable and you get a bang for your banana! 

Additionally, should you be in the need of a human attorney to file your frivolous suit vs. an evil OB GY doctor or if you got your thumb stuck in a bottle of aspirin trying to get that cotton pickin' cotton out and you are mad enough to sue....my nephew Johnny Boy is always available!  Isn't that right Johnny?

	Johnny Boy Sez:
	"That's exactly right Unk!"

Yours truly,

A.P. Edwards PC (Primate Counsel)

 

 

 

 

[Mister Baredog]

I see you're having some fun dude. Series fun. LOL

[coconutt2000]

Maybe Edwards is undergoing plastic surgery... so he can be looking younger and better in 30 days.

You know, that's how the Democrats go after the women's votes. Because women don't have brains to think for themselves about the issues, so you appeal to their emotions with a good looking man.

The warped mind of the Democrats.

[hoosiermama]

Here's a good legal laugh!

[Indie]

Dudley Dickerson says: "This house has sure gone crazy!"