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Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.
1 posted on
09/16/2004 5:30:42 AM PDT by
RikaStrom
To: anniegetyourgun; DainBramage; Slip18; xsmommy; camle; CholeraJoe; theDentist; gas_dr; ...
2 posted on
09/16/2004 5:30:52 AM PDT by
RikaStrom
(Quixotic derived from Don Quixote who if he was reincarnated would be John "Quit already" Querry)
To: RikaStrom
First? Top Ten?
Ditty Of New Orleans
Words and Music by Arlo Guthrie
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
Swimming through the City of New Orleans,
Hurricane Ivan, Thursday morning gale,
fifteen bars and fifteen flooded Ryders,
three instructors, twenty-five tons of whale.
Inward bound to America,
this hurricane from Africa
and rolls along through houses, farms and fields,
flat’ning towns that once had names
and school yards full of Jamaicans.
and boulevards of the rusted automobiles.
Good morning America, how are you?
Say don't you know me; I'm the Big Easy?
I'm the lake they called the City of New Orleans,
I'll be blown five hundred miles when the day is done.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
11 posted on
09/16/2004 5:41:08 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: RikaStrom
17 posted on
09/16/2004 5:51:18 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(Defeat Kucinich! www.edhermanforcongress.com)
To: RikaStrom
John Kerry’s uncanny ability to destroy his own candidacy has allowed George Bush to take the high road and remain above it all. Kerry’s dull campaign continues to obviate any mud-slinging by the republicans, since most of their own mud is rebounding back onto the dems. Kerry has attempted to ignore his twenty years on Capitol Hill and is trying to run on a vet bio that is irrelevant at best, and fraudulent at the worst. How piloting a Viet boat in 1968 translates into qualifications for the Oval Office has yet to be explained. Voters seem to think that Kerry has bitten off a little more egg than he can chew. Bad case of ova bite! They appear ready to vote a big anti-terrorist leader into office once again, and to veto a biography that is long on rhetoric but woefully short on accomplishment.
To: RikaStrom
21 posted on
09/16/2004 6:04:15 AM PDT by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: RikaStrom
Too bad something can't obviate the path of the next hurricane and turn it back eastward into the Atlantic ocean away from the US coastline.
For extra credit?...... How kind it was for Dan Rather to obviate on our behalf to insure the re-election of our gallant leader George Dubya Bush.
23 posted on
09/16/2004 6:10:55 AM PDT by
thingumbob
(Kerry/Edwards are sKerry/Leftwards)
To: RikaStrom
A see-BS anchor named Rather,
With basic checks, wouldn't bother.
"The truth, we will obviate,
And,the rest we can bloviate"
Til' the bloggers got Dan in a lather.
24 posted on
09/16/2004 6:23:36 AM PDT by
Dutchgirl
(FreeRepublic !! The best pajama/ cocktail party on earth!!)
To: RikaStrom
The good people of Portugal have so far
obviated the Dutch abortion ship from entering its waters. Of course the forces of old and evil "Old Europe" are whining to the EU.
36 posted on
09/16/2004 7:05:08 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(Defeat Kucinich! www.edhermanforcongress.com)
To: RikaStrom
(Re: #1)
Cleveland CB Anthony Henry obviates a comeback by Baltimore last Sunday in the Browns' 20-3 win over the Ravens.
39 posted on
09/16/2004 7:09:45 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(It's Football season!)
To: RikaStrom
Obviate?
Well, after looking at Ted Kennedy's wasteline, it's obviate!
41 posted on
09/16/2004 7:15:11 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: RikaStrom
Many are saying that Alan Keyes' outspoken positions obviate his run for Senator from Illinois. If a man can not state his believes what has happened to American politics? If the democrats can hide the fact that Obama was raised as a Muslim in Jakarta, Indonesia, perhaps he can be the senator from Illinois.
48 posted on
09/16/2004 7:40:36 AM PDT by
1smallVoice
(Clinton brought us Bush)
To: RikaStrom
50 posted on
09/16/2004 7:48:13 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(Defeat Kucinich! www.edhermanforcongress.com)
To: RikaStrom
55 posted on
09/16/2004 8:04:36 AM PDT by
paulklenk
(FOUR MORE WARS!)
To: RikaStrom
56 posted on
09/16/2004 8:05:01 AM PDT by
paulklenk
(FOUR MORE WARS!)
To: RikaStrom
A superfluity of vocational obligations obviates pursuance of homework for the nonce. See you.
68 posted on
09/16/2004 10:13:02 AM PDT by
Argh
To: RikaStrom
Afternoon! I'm baaaack-
Between See BS and the DNC
The antics are worth paying to see
But thanks to Fox and the internet
We can all watch and laugh for free
Dan's documents from Kinko's in Amarillo
Are an insult to even an amateur sleuth-
I suppose he thinks that his long tenure
Obviates the necessity of telling the truth
Those 8th generation copies were doubtless
Typed in Word by some DNC troll-
A careless move by desperate people
To further their nefarious goals
108 posted on
09/16/2004 2:21:02 PM PDT by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
To: RikaStrom
The CBS network has faded
It should have been anticipated
He had gotten their goat
So the suits had a vote
Dan Rather is now obviated
140 posted on
09/16/2004 4:40:40 PM PDT by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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