Oh, keep talking to them like that!
For every stomach ache you get...you give a dozen libs haemhorroids! ;-)
It gets worse. I was having dinner with my crazy Aunt recently and she started complaining that there was a "breakdown" in communication after the 2 planes hit the towers and that somehow we should have been better prepared to shoot down the 3rd plane. Oh sure- like ANYONE would ever give THAT order given the unprecedented event that transpired a few minutes before. And can you imagine the hysteria had it actually been done? The editors at the Times would have had to change their underwear.
But Kerry complaining about the 7 minutes that went by when W kept reading to the kids is even worse. What the hell was he supposed to do? Change into his Superman cape and catch the 3rd plane by himself?????
I can't stand it.
(and I now have a WORSE stomach ache) :)