And the Number One rejected superhero name is: Vaseline Man
Ya gotta admit, though - this doofus made a good run at it.
And Superhero status or not, I bet he's always known as Vaseline Man.
24 posted on 09/07/2004 3:32:31 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)