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Japan's success down to pubic hair...
Ananova ^
| Sept 3, 2004
Posted on 09/03/2004 7:45:15 AM PDT by Area Freeper
A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.
Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.
He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.
The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.
Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.
"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."
On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."
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To: TheBigB; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Clemenza; Tijeras_Slim; finnman69
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:46:14 AM PDT
by
Area Freeper
(PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!)
To: Area Freeper
This guy desperately needs to meet Freud.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:46:55 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
("With 64 days left, John Kerry still has time to change his mind 4 or 5 more times" - Rudy Giuliani)
To: Area Freeper
If this thread survivies it will be a close shave.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:47:25 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: Area Freeper
Billy Jeff? Billy Jeff is that you??
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:47:35 AM PDT
by
cardinal4
(John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
To: Area Freeper
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:48:04 AM PDT
by
StrictTime
(MEDIA SPIN is causing me blurred vision, night sweats, toenail thickening and patchy baldness...)
To: Area Freeper
Totally ridiculous!
How can they have this man teach anyone?
What about a males pubic hair? Shouldn't that mean something too? LOL!!!
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:48:31 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Area Freeper
This thread could get interesting!
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:49:04 AM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
To: Area Freeper
Okay, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING.
To: big'ol_freeper
Someone needs to post a picture of those Brazilian kids that are completely covered with hair.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:51:04 AM PDT
by
Rokke
To: Area Freeper
Hmmm. I wonder if he's hiring.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:52:05 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(With what? Spitballs!?!)
To: Area Freeper
Okay, you know the rules. You gotta have pic- oh, nevermind!
To: Area Freeper
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle..." I believe that is a matter of one's perspective.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:53:59 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. -- Gen G. Patton Jr)
To: Area Freeper
This shape was very popular for success.
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:54:32 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(With what? Spitballs!?!)
To: SoCal Pubbie
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:55:52 AM PDT
by
Area Freeper
(PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!)
To: Area Freeper
...the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.This requires closer examination.
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:58:34 AM PDT
by
Snardius
To: Area Freeper
How in the world do you set up parameters for a study like this?
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:58:51 AM PDT
by
ConservativeBamaFan
(We know too much, and are convinced of too little. --T.S. Elliot)
To: Area Freeper
Does Bill Clinton know about this?
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posted on
09/03/2004 7:59:46 AM PDT
by
federal
To: Area Freeper
...women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river"."Delta Dawn
What's that flower you have on...
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posted on
09/03/2004 8:00:49 AM PDT
by
Snardius
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