[MEG33]

I went back and read some of your posts..Your heart may be in the right place and you do know how to spell on occasion... but you don't have the excuse of youth to account for this post,it is unreadable...

[Old Sarge]

I concur with Meg.

Give us a re-write, and try again. You're promising. Don't ruin the good work thus far.

[jellybean]

I've taken a course in Gibberish and will attempt to translate this:

The major left wing commie sot water torture king slimer is very quite.

Has anyone heard from Ted Kennedy?

Is he suffering from a bad case of dirrahea of the mouth? Or to busy sucking up to Chirac and the UN.

Has he said too much already or is he too busy working behind the scenes with France and the UN?

Then again Pelosia may be pulling 30 inches of vacuum on the water king and he is to weak to travel.

Then again Nancy Pelosi may have used a pumper truck on his sewage system and has drained him completely. (This is only a guess as I have no idea what this means).

I am sure Teddy Sot Kennedy will arise from the water to screech nasties very soon. unless , of course, Pelosia can maintain that 30 inches of vacuum.

I'm sure Ted Kennedy will come out of his drunken stupor soon and begin spewing his sewage unless Nancy Pelosi can keep his system flushed.

Tanner, just a bit of advice:

Spell check is a good tool (use it!), but it won't pick up grammatical errors (quite instead of quiet, to instead of too) or add correct punctuation. As MEG said, your heart is in the right place, but you need to work on presentation.

Disclaimer: Yes, I know my punctuation may not be correct, but at least my post was readable ;^)

[Tannerone]

Apologies gang,

I have swore off the Canadian Mist.

Need to remind myself to stay off the putter when my vision and what little mind I have left is blurred.