Jack was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and makes love with him for money. "
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some other work while she took little Jack aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Jack, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids..."
Heh Heh Heh