Good Morning, Amy, and guests,
Congratulations! I could have told you that you would find Nothing.
When I think about John Kerry's sterling credentials to be President of the United States, nothing comes to mind.
Blarney is one thing, but lying is another. Being mistaken in a report, as they accuse G.W. Bush of, is not lying, in my book.
I know, because no one has read my book more than I have, and it's not in there.
Your Nothing poem is terrific.
Do you do this for a living?