[The_Victor]

...police were called to the scene when workers from a mowing service found the man unconscious, naked and bleeding on a yard near the school,...

This is too weird. Did this guy take off his own cloths? I doubt the dog stripped him. And found near a school? If I'm adding two and two correctly, I think the pervert may have gotten what he deserved.

[Belisaurius]

He's critical? Does that means he was saying bad things about the dog? That headline writer sucks out loud.