Well, good thing she wasn't more seriously hurt, but "UW-Madison" tied along with this tale of another Darwin Award winner lends one to think another Kerry voter may have been its star attraction.
1 posted on
08/28/2004 3:40:37 PM PDT by
Chummy
To: Chummy
Let me be the first.."What, NO Purple Heart?"
2 posted on
08/28/2004 3:41:16 PM PDT by
ken5050
(Bill Clinton has just signed to be the national spokesman for Hummer..)
To: Chummy
6 posted on
08/28/2004 8:09:57 PM PDT by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
To: Chummy
She is an obvious liberal who never learned how to do these things in grade school, where you're supposed to, so I will explain it:
- Post lookouts
- Wait for someone important to take their constitutional
- Light M80 or cherry bomb
- Flush down adjacent toilet
- Get away from the pending geyser
- Watch the sh*t hit the fan
Been there. Done that and the principal deserved it!
7 posted on
08/29/2004 9:10:22 AM PDT by
pt17
To: Chummy
The 19-year-old, who will be a sophomore this fall at UW-Madison, told police she had lit an M-80 firecracker inside the home because "she just wanted to see what would happen," according to police reports.
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Maybe next semester she'll swallow the lit M80 to see what will happen.
8 posted on
08/29/2004 9:14:03 AM PDT by
Fintan
(Who took the cork off my lunch????.)
To: Chummy
None of this could have happened. It is all a lie, because everyone knows M80's are illegal.
9 posted on
08/29/2004 12:46:14 PM PDT by
Indie
(Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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