Joke: In the Olympic poker event the French champion was disqualified for trading banned cards under the table for chips. Countries with which the French champion is alleged to have helped cheat include Iran, Syria, and Jordan. In a bold move to distract the international community, the French Olympic committee has lodged a complaint with the United Poker League alleging that the United States "unilaterally" bluffed them with the cooperation of Britain, Italy, and Australia. Spain was originally included in the charge, but was removed from the list when Spain's Olympic Committee was replaced at the last minute.
A well known comic has questioned the idea that anyone can unilaterally do anything with the cooperation of others... But that comic was greeted with silent champagne drinkers.
I love veal, don't eat it anymore though.
Lance Armstrong stripped of his 6th title!!!!!
Tour officials have announced that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th title due to a random check for banned substances. The 3 substances found in Armstrong's hotel that are banned by the French are:
Toothpaste
Deodorant
Soap............