[Cogadh na Sith]

I'd lock you up myself for writing an entire page without a using a paragraph.

[Patriot32]

I have 18 years of Law Enforcement experience. Here is my advice to you. Follow it closely, do exactly what I tell you, and I guarantee this will work.

1) Spend your every waking hour inventing a time machine.

2) Once you have perfected time travel, beam yourself
back to the first grade.

3) Pay attention in school and get an education.

4) Do not run afoul of the law.

That's it. Get busy, times a wastin'!

[Brytani]

Poor formatting along with poor grammar skills should warrant the death penalty or at least life in prison.