[darkwing104]

I can usually translate just about anything....but you got me completely stumped...

[scott0347]

[Fintan]

 

 

[visualops]

I hate it when somebody chokes my kneck.

[Not A Snowbird]

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. (If you really are Jessica, and not some 60's hippie balding man with a long ponytail and hemp sandals.)

Please come back when you have matured long enough to understand this undeniable fact of parenting. TRUST IS EARNED.

Now excuse me, I need to go tell my teenage daughter that based on your excellent, informed, thoughtful advice she's free to do what ever she wants to with this tattooed, pierced, weed-smoking, car-jacking juvenile delinquent that she wants to date. Nope, no restrictions at all, baby, just go out and have a nice time. No curfew, no, not at all, because "we trust you". Go over to his house when his parents aren't home? Sure, baby, go ahead. No problem. We wouldn't want to cramp your style at all, oh no.

BARF!!! Here's a lovely plant for you to take back to your junior high school. Nurture it, talk to it, open your eyes and ears, learn how the world works, then come back when you've grown up.

/rant

Oh, I almost forgot. ZOT!!!

[Chode]

you ASK for it... you GOT it... ZOT!!!

Shot:George - Yeild:225 Kilotons - First Thermonuclear Test

[Skooz]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings
Like I've never lost you
And feelings like I've never
Have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've
Never lost you
And feelings like I've never have you
Again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...

[Darksheare]

Will you date me?
Wanna swap drool during a candle-lit picnic?
If so, you're my kind of wannabe trollho..

[Zavien Doombringer]

JessicaLeigh911

How about , you know, like, having me earn a bracelet?

[Darksheare]

I'd spank ya, but you might like that.
So I'll just push ya off the edge.

[N. Theknow]

Interesting...

Can't spell "kneck" but can spell "naive."

Cheer up darling, in less than a month the short bus will be back to pick you up again.

[big'ol_freeper]

You're a dumba$$!! Now get out of here!! Go to school!!

[NeoCaveman]

The customes agents in Frants stuned your beeber? Seriesly.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Buh-bye, bimbette! Z-O-T ®!

Now I feel better, with my daily ZOT® fix...