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Posted on 08/17/2004 9:16:15 PM PDT by JessicaLeigh911
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To: JessicaLeigh911
I hate it when somebody chokes my kneck.
181
posted on
08/18/2004 7:20:53 AM PDT
by
visualops
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To: JessicaLeigh911
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. (If you really are Jessica, and not some 60's hippie balding man with a long ponytail and hemp sandals.)
Please come back when you have matured long enough to understand this undeniable fact of parenting. TRUST IS EARNED.
Now excuse me, I need to go tell my teenage daughter that based on your excellent, informed, thoughtful advice she's free to do what ever she wants to with this tattooed, pierced, weed-smoking, car-jacking juvenile delinquent that she wants to date. Nope, no restrictions at all, baby, just go out and have a nice time. No curfew, no, not at all, because "we trust you". Go over to his house when his parents aren't home? Sure, baby, go ahead. No problem. We wouldn't want to cramp your style at all, oh no.
BARF!!! Here's a lovely plant for you to take back to your junior high school. Nurture it, talk to it, open your eyes and ears, learn how the world works, then come back when you've grown up.
/rant
Oh, I almost forgot. ZOT!!!
182
posted on
08/18/2004 7:47:30 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Howlin
This one must be from a school system with drastic cutbacks, as I see she wasn't issued any PUNCTUATION MARKS or CAPITAL LETTERS! Those are electives now. Along with jewelry making and underwater basket weaving.
183
posted on
08/18/2004 7:51:41 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Slings and Arrows
I have to clean my keyboard now. Thankfully I was just sipping water.
184
posted on
08/18/2004 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: BykrBayb
The origin of "beeber" is critical! Here you go, courtesy of Al Baby:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1162751/posts
185
posted on
08/18/2004 7:59:13 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: JessicaLeigh911
you ASK for it... you GOT it...
ZOT!!! Shot:George - Yeild:225 Kilotons - First Thermonuclear Test
186
posted on
08/18/2004 8:14:08 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: backinthefold
187
posted on
08/18/2004 8:17:45 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Calpernia
188
posted on
08/18/2004 8:20:46 AM PDT
by
havermeyer
(de-bunker)
To: JessicaLeigh911
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.
Feelings, feelings
Like I've never lost you
And feelings like I've never
Have you again in my heart.
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.
Feelings, feelings like I've
Never lost you
And feelings like I've never have you
Again in my life.
Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...
189
posted on
08/18/2004 8:34:04 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(My Biography: Psalm 40:1-3)
To: MeekOneGOP; JessicaLeigh911
We've got Samurai ZOT on aisle 9!
190
posted on
08/18/2004 8:38:36 AM PDT
by
TBarnett34
(CA Dems: "Ohmigawd! We are soooo not girly!")
To: JessicaLeigh911
Will you date me?
Wanna swap drool during a candle-lit picnic?
If so, you're my kind of wannabe trollho..
191
posted on
08/18/2004 9:00:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: cyborg
She had her electric man set too high.
192
posted on
08/18/2004 9:00:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: Old Sarge
Yeah.
Troll 'evolution' in action.
We're breeding a better troll.
*sigh*
But, we're also getting better at finding them.
193
posted on
08/18/2004 9:03:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: Darksheare
We're breeding a better troll.
But, we're also getting better at finding them.But along with that, is also ruthless prosecution, too.
194
posted on
08/18/2004 9:05:23 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)
To: Darksheare
195
posted on
08/18/2004 9:15:04 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Zavien Doombringer
196
posted on
08/18/2004 9:16:10 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: Old Sarge
Yes, and predation before maturity for most trolls.
197
posted on
08/18/2004 9:16:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: JessicaLeigh911
JessicaLeigh911
How about , you know, like, having me earn a bracelet?
198
posted on
08/18/2004 9:18:56 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Mo1; cyborg
I didn't get the memo either.
I think she's complaining about how easy she is, and how it's everyone else's fault, and we shouldn't think she's a tramp simply because she's easy?
199
posted on
08/18/2004 9:18:57 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he still taste like chicken?)
To: TBarnett34
200
posted on
08/18/2004 9:19:38 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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