[Liz]

One of the best lines I've heard was by FReeper Ken5050. This one is priceless...............because Cipel was an Israeli, McG, in an effort to seem friendly and make him feel at home, was always offering Cipel "hummus".....which Israelis eat a lot...Cipel misunderstood this kindness as offering him "hummers"......

[mlmr]

Down boy!

[kcar]

McG: "I've seen the Golan Heights. Take me to the Depths."

[dennisw]

McGreevey told Golan Cipel that if they had sex he would make "Hava Nagila" the New Jersey state song.

[kenth]

"Director Cipel, there's a security breach... in my pants."

[uvular]

Cipel couldn't get the clue when all he heard in McGreevey's office was Cher albums?

[Mark]

This line may have done the trick:
"It's either me or Hillary, take your pick."

[Liz]

What seduction lines did Jimmy use on Golan (who says he didn't know Jimmy was gay and wanted him for sex)?


McG asks Golan to do HomeSec paperwork after hours at Drumthwacket: "Golan, Bruce is coming over later for a threesome."

[Liz]

Cipel arrives at the Statehouse in disguise to throw McGreevy off his scent.

[martin_fierro]

[StoneFury]

"Mr Cipel, as Homeland Security chief, you should know that I want my submarines long and hard and full of seamen."

[Jeff Chandler]

They were about to sit down at the local gay bar, when McGreevey asked, "May I push in your stool?"

[Liz]

ping

[Liz]

Golan whines McGreevey sexually harassed him and constantly beseiged him for sex so much so that Cipel says he was afraid to be alone with McGreevey. One can imagine McG, who has the sexual appetites of the Marquis de Sade, was not very subtle, and wanted as much sex from boy-Cipel as possible.

McG explains the duties of HomeSec chief to Golan: " Golan when you come into my office, put on this black leather outfit and wear this hood."

[Loyalist]

McGreevey to Cipel: "Your department is spending way over budget. I'll have to show you how to make ends meet."