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GOLAN CIPEL SAYS McGREEVEY CONSTANTLY ASKED FOR SEX: what seduction lines did Jimmy use on Golan?
8/17/04
Posted on 08/17/2004 6:32:54 PM PDT by Liz
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One of the best lines I've heard was by FReeper Ken5050. This one is priceless...............because Cipel was an Israeli, McG, in an effort to seem friendly and make him feel at home, was always offering Cipel "hummus".....which Israelis eat a lot...Cipel misunderstood this kindness as offering him "hummers"......
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:32:55 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:36:32 PM PDT
by
mlmr
(Find a ring and put it round, round, round And with ties so strong your two hearts are bound...)
To: mlmr
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:37:34 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
McG: "I've seen the Golan Heights. Take me to the Depths."
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:38:56 PM PDT
by
kcar
(www.TheUNsucks.com)
To: Liz
McGreevey told Golan Cipel that if they had sex he would make "Hava Nagila" the New Jersey state song.
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:40:32 PM PDT
by
dennisw
(Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time is Enemy action. - Ian Fleming)
To: Liz
"Director Cipel, there's a security breach... in my pants."
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:40:42 PM PDT
by
kenth
To: kcar
McG may have seen the Golan Geights but, according to Cipel, he didn't make the Gaza Strip.
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:40:57 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Cipel couldn't get the clue when all he heard in McGreevey's office was Cher albums?
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:41:14 PM PDT
by
uvular
To: kcar
Clinton summons Monica to his whitehouse office: "Monica, I gave you a $10,000 job and I can take it away from you. Now take those pants off, now."
Doesn't this story sound like it could true?
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:41:18 PM PDT
by
kcinnh
To: kenth
ROTFLMCO...........very funny.
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:41:36 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: dennisw
And Cipel replied....."Never on Sunday."
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:42:46 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
This line may have done the trick:
"It's either me or Hillary, take your pick."
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:43:54 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Mark
Both would be rough and take advantage of him...hmmm, let him feel like he is only doing his duty. Bill or Hill, what a choice. Have they found his Blue shirt (dress) from the Gap yet?
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:46:25 PM PDT
by
kcinnh
To: Mark
Take your "pick"? Nah. McG'd say take your p****...........
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:48:10 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: kcinnh
On CBS-News, Golan had on a blue or green retro Izod knit shirt.
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:50:20 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:51:59 PM PDT
by
kcinnh
To: kcinnh
Yeah, I saw a suspicious dribble on the collar.
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:52:40 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: ken5050
What seduction lines did Jimmy use on Golan (who says he didn't know Jimmy was gay and wanted him for sex)?
McG asks Golan to do HomeSec paperwork after hours at Drumthwacket: "Golan, Bruce is coming over later for a threesome."
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:56:05 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: kcinnh
McG: "Okay I'm gonna make thisp weally Cipel. If you can make me feel thecure, I'll just know you're purrfect for the State's Thecurity job".
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posted on
08/17/2004 6:57:38 PM PDT
by
kcar
(www.TheUNsucks.com)
To: Liz
it may actually be on the back of his shirt..that was bad, sorry.
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08/17/2004 6:57:38 PM PDT
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kcinnh
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