[shaggy eel]

,,, flash ya stash BUMP.

[concordKIWI]

boats and boobs seem to go together

[ErnBatavia]

I had a buddy years ago (now dead, tragically) who was built like a defensive lineman...he was too damn large to "single ski", so he used doubles.

He loved to 'skinny ski' - get nekkid, hauled out of the water onto his skis and directing the boat driver into the vicinity of others. He'd swoosh by and do an aqua version of a Queen Elizabeth curtsy for them.

He got a lot of applause....and on the second pass, a lot of offers for free beer.