[OESY]

I should have pointed out that today is also Joke Day:


Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."

The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it. Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."

[OESY]

And combining Joke Day with Roller Coaster Day, we have:

On the Roller Coaster - My Most Awful Moment!!
A story of horror and hideous embarrassment--submitted by Allison:

Well, my friends and I went to this theme park and I didn't think that I was going to ride any of the roller coasters, but my friends forced me to. Of course, being the blonde I am, I wore a skirt and tank top.

So I get on this ride and I'm sitting next to this 14 or 15 year old kid (I'm 18) and we start the ride. So anyway, the ride is going pretty well until we go over this hill and suddenly my skirt just flaps up and I'm too scared to let go of the bars. So this kid is getting an eye full of my panties, but it gets worse. The ride has one loop and that's when it takes the picture.

The ride goes through the loop and not only my skirt rides up but my tank top! So now he can see my panties and a very showy bra and we hit a turn and, possibly on purpose, he falls onto me, his face in my boobs. We got off and I saw my picture, me in panties and my bra. I will never ride a roller coaster again.

[JustAmy]

How has summer been treating you?

[JustAmy]

Happy Roller Coaster Day!!
Happy Joke Day!

Looks like I'm running a little slow today. :)