How much is that beeber in the window?
The one with the setting on 'bake?'
How much is that beeber in the window?
I do hope it spots yellowcake!
I must take a trip to California
And leave airport screeners alone
If they are well stuned, they won't be lonesome
And the beeber will have a good home
How much is that beeber in the window?
The one with the glistening screen
How much is that beeber in the window?
I do hope that beeber won't scream
I read in the paper there are douchebags
With sneakers that blow in the air
My gov needs a beeber to protect us
And scare them away with one glare
I don't want a Frenchman or a poodle
I don't want a lib'ral that cries
I don't want a flock of wee presstitutes
We can't take the newsies and their lies
How much is that beeber in the window?
The one with the buttons in braille
How much is that beeber in the window?
I do hope that beeber's for sale
I do hope that beeber's for sale!
I actually enjoyed that