I'd like to thank me too!
Thank you for thanking me thank myself! ;-)
I've never helped him/her nor you but I'd like to thank you for being here to give me the chance to help you, or not to help you, if I feel so compelled in either direction.
We must now kidnap them and trundle them off into one of our weird humor groups where they will become one of us.
They will become... ONE.
/ joke.
Belated welcome aboard.
Happy humor.