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To: tuliptree76

Thought you'd like this....

Instructions On How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run
outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog


71 posted on 08/14/2004 5:42:14 PM PDT by Terabitten (Father, grant me the strength to live a life worthy of those who came before me...)
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To: Tragically Single; PreviouslyA-Lurker

Do I need to proceed with throwing textbooks or cat toys? Or does this deserve *gasp* speaking about the tax project? ;)


74 posted on 08/14/2004 7:46:29 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Tragically Single

LOL ..... thanks.

Good evening, TS.

I hope you had a wonderful Saturday.

Were you affected by Charley?


87 posted on 08/14/2004 8:50:29 PM PDT by JustAmy (Please pray for our military, their families and the people in Charley's path.)
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