1 posted on
08/12/2004 1:49:58 PM PDT by
freedom44
To: freedom44
2 posted on
08/12/2004 1:54:19 PM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: freedom44
This reminds me of the old 'Simpsons' episode where Homer changes his name to 'Max Power' and ends up hobnobbing with the liberal elite and the local celebrities, all because of his great name. When one of his new "beautiful people" friends compliments him on his cool name, Homer shrugs and replies, "I got it off a hair dryer."
To: freedom44
"Women prefer names with short vowels, such as e and i, produced at the front of the mouth while the guy is licking his eyebrows"
5 posted on
08/12/2004 1:58:49 PM PDT by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: freedom44
hey, my name is Shawn.... but wait... im single :^)
To: freedom44
To: freedom44
There goes the plan to change my name to Mohammed...
9 posted on
08/12/2004 4:13:32 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Cunning linguists, these folks)
To: freedom44
According to the theory, names such as Rich, Nick, Lee, Elliot, Mike and Sam would do better than Tom, Roger, Sean, Mohammed, John, Raj and Rob.Now I know why my perfect pick up line worked so well. "Ya, I'm rich".
10 posted on
08/12/2004 6:05:12 PM PDT by
Lawgvr1955
(Kerry: Gruber from McHale's Navy TV - Always after a Purple Heart)
To: freedom44
Jerry:"Of course I know your name....its....
Regina!""GOOD-BYE!"
11 posted on
08/13/2004 2:31:17 AM PDT by
Khurkris
(Proud Scottish/HillBilly - We perfected "The Art of the Grudge")
To: freedom44
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