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Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom

I've said it before, but they found Benjie's two left feet especially tasty.

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Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom

What would the punishment be if Benjie had intentionally grabbed more intimate parts of her anatomy?

Break out the Julia Childs cookbooks and save the liver!