Wedding Guests Eat Realtive

CNN ^ | August 9th, 2004

[GSlob]

There was something like that in Greek mythology - Tantalus myth, IIRC. So they display execrable lack of imagination.

[ErnBatavia]

Those wacky Filipinos...Stigmata just ain't enough, I guess.

[Happygal]

I've a family wedding this Friday, and there's no doubt someone will be eaten alive.

I hope they have good dressing. ;-)

[GSlob]

"I hope they have good dressing."
I hope they use freedom brand ketchup.

[missyme]

You are one brave female! :)

[harrycarey]

And to think that I complained about the food at my neice's wedding last month.

[BenLurkin]

Yeah but don't try roasting with kerosene. Yuk!

[Peace Is Coming]

It gives new meaning to the sentence "I'm having so and so for dinner" (as the main course - not the guest)

[we_will_prevail]

"It was perhaps due to their drunkenness. They probably didn't know what they were eating," he said.

Uh-huh.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Mmmmm, lumpia...

[martin_fierro]

Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom

I've said it before, but they found Benjie's two left feet especially tasty.

[JoeSixPack1]

I've a family wedding this Friday, and there's no doubt someone will be eaten alive.

Come on, we're not talking raw oysters here! At the very least make sure everything is well done!!

Unless of course, your 5th cousin from italy just got divorced and nobodies looking!

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[aculeus]

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Thanks but I've had enough.

[COUNTrecount]

Did they eat him with unbridled enthusiasm ?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Just damn/ISH ping!

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[mhking]

"It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!"

[cyborg]

I think I'll stick the salads.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Now I have a good idea of what role my ex-wife can play when my children get married.