It was puffed rice, shot from guns. Kerry was awarded the Order of Captain Crunch with Maple Leaf Cluster for Exceptional Yummy Goodness.
I occasionally browse DUllville if I need a good laugh...they were discussing the rice in the butt incident...and somebody writes:
"Forrest Gump was shot in the butt, too. He got to meet the prez-a-dent."
I cracked up. I think I'm going to have to use that as my tagline. That about sums up any logical argument they have!