yeah, but he would make a manly man campaign ad out of it, which would irk me like the one they are currently showing on Fox.
Unless one of the requirements of him speaking was that he wore the feathered cap and the cape of a 4th-Degree Knight. It takes a special brand of drunken Polack to pull that look off correctly; I'm sure Kerry would just look like some pirate's boyfriend ready for a night on the town.