I'm back from work early!
Ketchup Kerry and the rest of the 'rats
Are following X42's goal
To get the vote of the sheeple
They will flatter, lie and cajole
It's all done with smoke and mirrors
As deceptive as it can get
With Edwards smiling mindlessly
While Ketchup tells us we must not fret
He says Bush exaggerates the terror threat
To scare us because he's mean
Then his line is taken up even louder
By demented Howard Dean
The Self-Made Politician
Kerry re-invents himself,
Cajoling us to vote,
He studied at Uncle Billy’s knee,
Then shredded that mental note.
Don’t trip over those word things,
They mean only what you say,
And any thing you didn’t mean,
Just deny on a different day.
He also channels Algore,
An inventor of serious note,
Who tried to finesse an election,
By inventing the spurious vote.
Poor Chad was hanging around, you know,
Just waiting to speak his voice,
While network predictions of Gore’s success,
Deprived real folks of choice.
He’s got a lot of Teddy,
Who has gravitas by the score,
His weighty opinion socially,
Should surrender a few pounds more.
Kerry is a self-made man,
With bits from here and there,
The problem is, the stuff he’s got,
No one is willing to share.
With Kerry’s un-questioned patriotism,
And un-examinable life,
His political work is an anti-defense,
While he was socially climbing his wife.
I’d like to propose a sea-voyage,
For Kerry, and Teddy, and Moore,
Let’s put these three men in a big enough tub,
And cast them adrift from our shore.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . August 3, 2004