Soccer mom's don't stay at home like good mommies do! You ain't no dang soccer mom.
I am a soccer mom and I stay at practice unlike the slacker drop-off parents. They'd be the first ones to scream if their kids were hurt but they practically peel out after dropping them off. When I stay for practice, I see what the drills are, where my kids are doing well and need extra effort and how the coach treats them. I can also observe the kid interactions while I pretend to read or get to know the other parents. There is usually a small group that stays to watch.