I suggest "Unholy Matrimony"
Dyketromony.
The Paired Perverts.
Confusion beyond comprehension.
Dyketromony.
The Paired Perverts.
CBI -Confusion beyond imagination.
I think a more proper name for it would be Same Gender Union. We are different genders, not different sexes. Sex is something we do, not something we are.
'Smerge,' 'Smerged,' and 'Smerriage.' Coined on FR many months ago.
My nephew lives very very happily with another man. Yet I know heterosexuals who have had 3 to 6 divorces. That is worse. Especially when they have CHILDREN. But divorced people just rag on and on about the gays. The gays mostly just want to be left alone. If anyone is SERIOUS about marriage being between ONE man and ONE woman, there should be NO DIVORCE period.
Hmmm.
Marriage = matrimony
Spinsters = spinstrimony
Bachelors = bachelormony
and continuing the march ...
Juveniles = juvemony
Large Choirs = harmony
Animals = animony
Plants = biomony
Currency = monimony
GED/SAT Exams = testimony
Numismatists = centimony
Hollywood Stars = acrimony
Criminals = crimony
Fish = piscimony
Just FYI, the challenge won't be on 14th amendment grounds. The 14th applies only when the gov't classifies people. The gov't is not classifying people as homosexual or heterosexual and denying them rights on the basis of that classification. Any man can marry a woman, whatever his sexuality, and any woman can marry a man regardless of hers. That doesn't really address the problem as the gay activists see it, but the 14th amendment is constructed so that it isn't applied in this case. Their argument will be either Full Faith and Credit for Massachusetts marriages or a 5th amendment due process theory claiming marriage is a fundamental right being unduly burdened.
On topic, watch the cultural fight over the word used. Most gay activists are schooled heavily in the theories of postmodern deconstructionism, in which words with negative connotations are "tools of oppression" and using different words to define different concepts is "segregation".