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Uh oh! If the French ever find out what "bathe" means,

At least 98% of the French pee while in the tub.

[Rebelbase]

"At least 98% of the French pee while in the tub."

Lewis Grizzard had a great line about taking baths:

"The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath. I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in."

[mountaineer]

At least 98% of the French pee while in the tub

Actually, only 7 percent of them bathe. Of that 7 percent, 98 percent piddle in the tub.